The Girl with the Horde Tattoo

I have 10 fingers & 10 toes, the makings of a winner. I also love french fries.

cineraria:

Cute little kitten waking up - YouTube

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cineraria:

Cute little kitten waking up - YouTube

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krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

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cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

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You don’t love me as much as you are comfortable. Please remind me again how I’m fucking wasting my time.

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(Source: SPITTACULAR)

I really don’t care, you’re fucking shit.

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aaamie:

Everyone meet Delilah. 

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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  • Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.